I really love parody porn. It's kind of my area, and has been ever since I saw "Pulp Friction" and "Pirates XXX"- there's something about knowing the source material and seeing the script… View More

I've watched a lot of porn parodies. I've watched Rezervoir Doggs, which is one of the most fucked up porn parodies I've ever seen (but man, I love it).… View More

I'm a huge fan of the sex ed/porno genre, particularly because I think it's more fun for people to learn by seeing people do things. I know it's not… View More

It's been a while since I've done a toy review, but I'm getting back in the swing of things! I'm always interested in new technology and the toy I'm reviewing… View More

As a femme who has a bit of a Thing for makeup, I've decided I want to start doing little minireviews of various indie makeup/nail polishes I've picked up so… View More

I'm a big Etsy fan when it comes to accessories, but am still pretty new to indie makeup. I've always been a bit out there in my tastes, so MAC, Makeup… View More

I'm a glitter fiend. If you were seeking out a way to summon me, you would probably draw a pentagram on the ground in multicloured glitter. It's probably good… View More

I'm always looking for the best and the brightest in the sex toy world, and with spring turning into summer, what could be… View More

It's SO hot in the South Bay right now. I mean, I've always thought of it as my personal hell, but DAMN. And it's only going to get worse!! Putting on makeup in the heat is like a maddening experiment in futility, because… View More

I am totally into subscription boxes right now, and as I have been terrible about updating my #femmefridays I hope you'll… View More