Apparently a year ago I posted part one to my blog and not part two- whoops! It's here not, and I hope you enjoy the second half of my strap-on-sex how… View More

So due to being a bit ill with a norovirus, I turned to my partner to do a review of his very own of the Aneros Eupho Syn,… View More

I tend to go for toys that are a lot bigger than I can actually use. This is a constant issue for me, as I now own several Outlaw dildos, which I love the IDEA of but not actually using them. Well, ok. At least,… View More

I took one look at the dimensions of this dildo from Shevibe and realized that in my vagina's current state of not having much penetrative sex, this was not gonna be the dildo for me. Too girthy, too textured! I find myself sometimes writing cheques my body can't cash and this was one of those… View More

God, my blog has become really fucking SERIOUS over the past few months. Sorry, everyone, I've always been really… View More

I love a pretty dildo. I have different ones for my different moods, different outfits, different lovers. It's good to have a variety, right? A girl needs a cock for every occasion, and I'm well on my way. I have more dicks than… View More

I get a lot of interesting searches that lead to my blog, some of which ask questions, some of which seek advice. While some of these are really silly,… View More

Time for Round 2 (Round 1 is here) of using people's… View More

"It's just like the original Hitachi Magic Wand, but more powerful and also cordless!" the glowing reviews exclaimed. "You can have all of the power and none of the need to be by a… View More

I was offered the chance to review the IMTOY… View More