So a big part of this blog is talking about Personal Shit, right, including deep dark secrets that I hold in my heart (and clit).… View More

In case you weren't aware, I'm a My Little Pony fan. A massive My Little Pony fan. I have a cutie mark tattooed on me that represents my personal passion- a Mont Blanc… View More

I was a pretentious and perverted child from an early age. I enjoyed reading witty British novels meant… View More

There is something about the moment of truth when kissing someone hard, our hands on each other's bodies, and you encounter fabric when you crave skin. At least for me, there's a flutter of destructive passion, a desire to rip through any… View More

Sex on the beach sounds great in romance novels or depicted in From here to eternity, but sand in your nether regions can make for a more abrasive reality. Still, watery lust… View More

"I wonder if there's  word for being sexually aroused by fantasizing about fucking in trains," I thought idly to myself as I thumbed through my most popular… View More

I'm sitting here getting ready for a date in which I anticipate having some hot, rough, balls-to-the-wall fucking. So I'm wearing my sex clothes- light… View More

2014 was, for me, mainly a year of writing about sex workers and business resource access. While only two of those posts were big on my blog,… View More

One of my favourite things to do with Google keyword searches is to see how people got to my blog, and what they were looking for. Often there's some interesting questions, or looking for… View More

I've always loved creatures of the sea- mermaids, selkies, krakens, and of course the hippocampus, which is basically a merhorse. So finding a sex toy from… View More