So there's a club in San Francisco I have always had a soft spot for. It was dark, and a bit grungy, and the floor always felt stickier than it should beneath my heels. There… View More

When going on a trip, I like short stories. I can pick them up and put them down as I go, drop into a nap and wake up and read a bit more without worrying about losing the plot. Additionally, I like having something sexy I can read to a lover while I'm far away- nothing like hot… View More

I first met Polly when I was 21, fresh to San Francisco and to sexy parties. I was accustomed to dark spaces with red light, places where you were admonished not to talk too loudly, where the uniform of "sexy" was a limited palette… View More

So, one of the things I'm going to try to do is highlight some of my older posts which were super popular on my old blog and aren't getting any notice here. Today? I'm gonna remind you about what it's like fucking in a coffin (with some edits, because, well, thankfully I'm improving as a writer) So I joined the 6 Feet Under Club. I mean, I needed something to distract me, and it… View More

So a big part of this blog is talking about Personal Shit, right, including deep dark secrets that I hold in my heart (and clit).… View More

Note: this was written as a guide specifically for cisgendered men, though cisgendered men are not the only people who identify as having dicks, or are the only ones who can benefit from this… View More

In case you weren't aware, I'm a My Little Pony fan. A massive My Little Pony fan. I have a cutie mark tattooed on me that represents my personal passion- a Mont Blanc… View More

When I opened my treasure chest from Tantus the Plunge Paddle was honestly the first thing I went for. A… View More

I know, I know, right, I talk about Orgy and Wallflowers and no doubt you think "bands of the 90's". And while I did wear a short floral dress and docs, I'm… View More

God, my blog has become really fucking SERIOUS over the past few months. Sorry, everyone, I've always been really… View More