I know it's a bit strange to be a woman reviewing a men's masturbation toy, but you haven't met the… View More

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I'm going to Burning Man this year, and I'm going with a camp called Unicorn Ranch. I'm pretty excited- a lot of the friends I'm… View More

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of… View More

So Sunday I flew out of London, out of the arms of my sleepy sweet boy and into the arms of my cuddly Care Bear girly. It had been a bit of a debacle, getting on the flight- they had overbooked it, so I had to wait for another, later flight- however, in exchange I got a return trip voucher wherever Virgin travels, AND upgraded to first class! Pretty snazzy. Travelling in first class made me think of how envious I was of those escorts who… View More

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My boy is a big fan of zaftig women, particularly red-haired April Flores- so when I got… View More

I sort of despaired for burlesque in London, to be honest. I'm spoiled rotten in San Francisco, with the… View More

So, I got to watch Crash Pad Volume 6, an excellent film, with the… View More