I'm really into strap on play, but I have a tendency to stick to toys that fit me well, just in case. I've started… View More

OH MY GOD. I didn't think any porn could possibly beat out my current favourite,… View More

Everyone's talking about this vegan strip club that opened up in Portland Oregon a while back (and by everyone I mean… View More

So, if you've read my blog for any length… View More

Last night I had the delight of being whirled into the glamour of the Good Vibrations IXFF- the… View More

Maggie Gyllenhaal.The history of vibrators (link shows my favourite from Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum).Victorian England. THIS MOVIE WILL BE EPIC. It’s like “Carnal Machines”, but as a… View More

It's Wednesday, and my cunt is only now feeling a little less pounded from my date on Saturday. That means it was a good night, folks, a very good night… View More

Learning to love differently is hard,love with the hands wide open, lovewith the doors banging on their hinges,the cupboard unlocked, the windroaring and whimpering in the… View More

So I'm in the running for another award for my blog and its reviews!  This one's really simple, there's multiple categories, and multiple… View More

"If you are a worthless wallet looking for My purse then you have found it. Get on your knees you scum and take MY money out.""Lay yourself at My feet sad submissive and share in the wonder that is Me.""I know exactly how to bring you under my control and exploit and humiliate you like the pathetic little worm you are." This is the very model of a modern prodomme Mistress. At least, that's… View More

"To call a man an animal is to flatter him; he's a machine, a walking dildo. It's often said that men use women. Use them for what? Surely not pleasure." So… View More

Toys that seem kind of like a novelty are my thing. Totally. If it looks cartoonish or kind of absurd, I would be… View More

Three Winners Have Been… View More

I love hitting people with things (consensually of course!) and am always keeping my eye open for the next fun hitty implement. I have paddles and tawses, toys made of leather,… View More