Note: this was written as a guide specifically for cisgendered men, though cisgendered men are not the only people who identify as having dicks, or are the only ones who can benefit from this… View More

So I figured rather than continue with contemporary porn sitcoms, why not check out "Not The Bradys XXX" which had… View More

Update: I have enough to buy my ticket but could still use help for transport! I have not yet been to the The… View More

Continuing the Sitcom Porn Parody series which you can find tagged above, I have watched "The Office XXX". It's a whitewashed version of the US show, to give you an idea of where it's… View More

I really love parody porn. It's kind of my area, and has been ever since I saw "Pulp Friction" and "Pirates XXX"- there's something about knowing the source material and seeing the script… View More

So a big part of this blog is talking about Personal Shit, right, including deep dark secrets that I hold in my heart (and clit).… View More

So, one of the things I'm going to try to do is highlight some of my older posts which were super popular on my old blog and aren't getting any notice here. Today? I'm gonna remind you about what it's like fucking in a coffin (with some edits, because, well, thankfully I'm improving as a writer) So I joined the 6 Feet Under Club. I mean, I needed something to distract me, and it… View More

I had to think for a hot second about whether it made sense for me to write about the topic or porn stars escorting and… View More

I have watched you work with known rapists to further your career, because they were popular, and you were cowardly. And that is shameful. I have watched places like Dark Odyssey continue to… View More

I first met Polly when I was 21, fresh to San Francisco and to sexy parties. I was accustomed to dark spaces with red light, places where you were admonished not to talk too loudly, where the uniform of "sexy" was a limited palette… View More