I am a femme who likes to be prepared.

That said, I've been going a little overboard with that- my laptop bag currently has, among the books on spotting predators, a set of anal beads and some door cuffs.

But not everyone has that level of... lack of shame?.. lack of common sense?.. that I have. Some people like subtlety and discretion. I don't fully understand, but to each their own, right?

And this is a pretty sweet toy.

Disguised as a mascara, this container is hiding a pretty strong little vibrator called the Bedroom Eyes Mascara Vibrator, and it's available at Good Vibrations. Using three LR44 button cell batteries (and handily coming with six!) this little gem will keep going for 80 minutes! Not bad.

It's got a little push button in the base that cycles through three different speeds, and then one pulsing sensation that's quite pleasant. The "brush" at the end is silicone and elastomer for a surprisingly sexy tease- you can either use the textured side, or the tip for some more concentrated vibration.

Of course this makes for the perfect femme purse item- it'll discreetly nestle among all your other toys and can make any bathroom touchup into a little more touching... I can't wait to give it a try. It's quiet enough that you can get up to no good without other people hearing you. Unless you giggle.

I also like that the design means it can protect the silicone/elastomer tip from fuzzies, as well as keep it looking like just another item of makeup in your purse. Compact, pretty, and camouflaged, the Bedroom Eyes vibe is a handy little piece of equipment to have on hand!

I personally quite enjoyed using the bristles on this to tickle my labia, along with on my clit- I'm imagining my boy will enjoy feeling it on his nipples when he gets here, too!

For cleaning this, I used soap and water, though a toy spray would work too. It's waterproof, so you can clean it easily, though don't boil it. And as with any silicone toys, don't use silicone lubricant with this- use some nice water-based instead.

Thank you Good Vibrations for letting me try out the Bedroom Eyes Mascara Vibrator in exchange for an honest and fair review!