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Review: L'Intimate

So if you've read reviews on my blog for any length of time you know that I really love reviewing toys that are kind of offbeat and different, whether that be the nature of their design, something clever they do, or how one uses them.

MyPleasure gave me the opportunity to enjoy reviewing something I had never even imagined.

The L'Intimate.

This is not your normal lint brush.

This is actually a sex toy.

As someone whose blog tagline promises to teach you how to remove cat hair from your clothes when you have a client in 30 minutes, well, here we go! The perfect tool for such a situation.

Grandma didn't have any idea what it was until I took it apart and showed her, so you know it's got the potential to hide unnoticed in your household when the relatives come by for the holidays. They might use it, though, so be prepared for that.

But they won't know the secret. You'll be like the Batman of sex toys.

Here's how it works:

step 1- pull sticky lint brush bit off
step 2- press the two bits on the sides to split the toy's case
step 3- remove the Stealthy Inner Smoothie Vibe!
The inner vibrator has an insertable length of 6" (7" in total), smooth phthalate-free, non-porous plastic, with a twist cap to change the speed. It's waterproof, takes two double A batteries, and is easy to clean with soap and water or a toy cleaner. And it's already got a storage container- holy secret identity, Batman!

As for the roll, it's replaceable with any standard adhesive paper rolls, so you can use this baby for a while.

When I saw it, I laughed. Then I thought it would be brilliant for a cat lady burlesque routine. Then I realized that this was really useful for sex workers who travel, or for parents with snooping kids (or parents), or for people with roommates. And it's a decent vibrator, too!

While I personally might give this to a service submissive for a giggle, it'd make a good gift for anyone who can benefit from discretion. Funny aside- my grandma saw it on the table (I had shown it to her and explained how it worked) and she exclaimed "you used it as a lint brush??" Hehehehe!

Thank you MyPleasure for giving me a chance to try the L'Intimate out!

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