Everyone wants sex toys for the holidays, right? If not as presents, as ways to get through the stress-inducing madness of crowded stores, cranky drivers and, of course, avoiding "Little Drummer Boy". After tomorrow's feasting and family, a couple of good solid orgasms are enough to blow off some steam and let you get back to your life relatively calm.

Well, you're in luck- Good Vibes is having a couple of excellent holiday sales, including a Friends and Family sale (20% off everything + free ground shipping for orders over $65) that goes til the 27th of November. Then on Cyber Monday, there'll be special one day deals that you'll want to check out for sure.

All I ask is that if you're in the market for some new erotic material, that you consider getting them via the links here, so I can get a kickback for being an affiliate *winkwink*.

"Oh," I hear you say, "I don't know, I have the sex toys I could ever need."

Are you sure? Have you seen the rainbow latex kit? Flirty feather cuffs? Holiday lickable massage oils in flavours like hot apple cider or sugar cookie? How about the AMAZING ROCKET TOY, pictured in this post?

Or if none of those things appeal, there's gift guides a-plenty to explore. The "Stay Home for the Holidays" kit is excellent for a couple who wants to get a little mischievous, or the "Naughty is So Nice" kit for someone who wants to try being blindfolded under the mistletoe. All the kits offer a decent savings, making them perfect for filling up a stocking.

And I haven't even gotten to the hot, female-friendly porn.

All the sex toys you could ever need?

Yeah. That's what I thought.