"She said I don't know if I've ever been good enoughI'm a little bit rustyAnd I think my head is caving inAnd I don't know if I've ever been… View More

I remember when I lost my contract writing marketing posts for Canadian cop show Rookie Blue, a job that was a large part of my survival. I was freaking out about how hard it was for me to find… View More

Wow. I'm listening to 90s music (currently "Fade Into You" by Mazzy Star) and going through my livejournal while piecing together a confessional entry on threesomes. Having had an amazing one this last weekend (which you'll hear more about… View More

"It's just like the original Hitachi Magic Wand, but more powerful and also cordless!" the glowing reviews exclaimed. "You can have all of the power and none of the need to be by a… View More

"I can almost touch the soil beneath your whisperI can almost feel the hopes you left behindI can almost touch the soil beneath your whisperI can almost feel the hopes you left… View More

With summer on the way, shorts come out of hiding, skirts get a bit shorter, and men seem a thousand times more entitled to catcall you for daring to be comfortable in the heat. So many magazines feel the need to weigh in on how to make yourself MORE attractive to men, but why would you want to, when they can't seem to STFU whenever you leave the house? Well, don't worry, dear reader. Here's how can you tell them to fuck right off… View More

When I was a teenager, into my early twenties, most of my friends were boys. I dismissed or stifled socially coded feminine interests… View More

I have a particularly uneasy relationship with food. Buying it, cooking it, remembering to eat it. I will go hungry for hours, sometimes days when the headweasels are particularly bad. I develop this dread of… View More

I wrote this for a local event called SHIPWRECK - now that I know to add more sound effects and more… View More

“What happens when people open their hearts?" "They get better.” ― Haruki… View More