I love Half Naked Thursday though I'm almost never organized enough to participate- I seem to remember it's Thursday when I flop into bed.

But I also have an amazing toy to review. And I don't wanna wait til StrapItOn Saturday.

And there's pictures.

And it's #ladypornday... ok, Lady Porn Week.

So let's mash all this up, shall we, into a review of Babeland's Mark Caramel Dildo?

First, can I just say.... yum. Yum yum yum. Also, OMG, and whee, and yay, but mostly yum.

I've had a pretty standard black rubber cock, 6", that has been "my cock" for years... but... yeah. Mark has rocketed to the front of my affections. It is my cock. It feels so incredibly natural and GOOD when it's on me, it's the perfect length and weight, and it feels like a cock in my hand. Love.

Mark is 6" by 1 1/2", a reasonable, average size. I was a little worried about the length since, being a curvy girl, my belly can reduce the length, making a dildo that works well in your hand difficult in a harness. Nope, not an issue at all- using my new cock both for cocksucking and pegging was a dream.

This toy is available in three shades- caramel, mocha, and cream. I was pretty happy with caramel, despite having lighter skin, since cocks are usually a bit darker anyway. There's no taste or smell, which is good too! The base is perfectly shaped to be ideal for use in a strap on harness-  I used my Joque to great effect.

It's made of silicone, but not like other dildoes I've had- there's a firm silicone core, and then a softer, squishier silicone on top for a realistic feel that's almost uncanny. It even conducts body heat, so after having my boy suck on it for a while it felt even more like a part of my body. Amazing. And of course, silicone means that you can sterilize Mark by using toy cleaner or boiling- always nice in a toy.

I've been playing around a lot with being a femme Daddy, and strapping this baby on really, really did it for me. Usually I feel somewhat aware that I'm in a strap on, but with Mark I was incredibly turned on and really felt attached to it, like it was flesh and blood. I wish I could pack with it to so I could wear it all the time!

This was also the first cock I've used on my boy as a strap on experience. It's girthy, so not necessarily the best for newcomers to anal play, but it's not so girthy as to be overwhelming for those who've had a bit of experience. Use lube, of course, and lots of it- not silicone lubes or water/silicone blends, though, or you risk damaging the toy. I recommend a thick water based formula like Maximus or Hathor Aphrodisa (which I'll be reviewing soon, so watch out for it!).

I've also used Mark as a masturbation toy, both on my own and with the boy steering, and I found it to be ideal for this too. The tip is rounded and slightly squishy, like a flesh and blood cock, so you don't get that uncomfortable cervix-battering you could get with other dildos. The base is easy enough to hold on to, whether you prefer to masturbate on your back or on your stomach.

I really couldn't recommend a better cock to consider as a standby for anyone getting into strap on play, regardless of the gender of your lover. The only thing you might want differently is length, but I found this to be perfect for everything I wanted to use it for.

Wanna see what I used it for?