Ok, I know. I posted a review today. But I couldn't wait.
I just saw (ok, live tweeted) "This Ain't Glee XXX", a porn I was super excited for because they have musical numbers (I kid you not).
It was... ok. Actually, the first scene between Sue (Nikki Hunter) and Tina (Miko Sinz) was amazing. It was really, really hot, and amazingly dyke-y for a Hustler flick- Sue packs a big cock and makes Tina "take it for Glee". It's basically the best scene in the porn. I wish there had been a lot more of Sue- fucking the renamed "Cheery-Hos" perhaps?
But after that I was saddened to see the rest of Glee XXX become kind of standard, sex scene-wise. It was unfortunate but not surprising that Hustler removed Kurt and Artie from the lineup, and that Mercedes (Samone Taylor), while present, only gets to sing and show off her ass- no sex for her. :/
I was disappointed that Santana and Britney (credited here as Cheerleaders 1 and 2, played by McKenzee Miles and Alexa Nicole) weren't really played up as bisexual. Their FFM threesome with Puck (John Espizedo) was very typical Hustler fare, with them porn kissing and focusing on Puck's cock instead of each other. Also, Principal Biggins (James Bartholet) is seriously painted orangey tan. Um... ok...
There's a sweet but slow scene between Will (Chad Diamond) and Emma (Scarlett Fay) that's lovely, but very long. The chemistry is nice, though.
The songs were not bad, actually. There's only 3, and they're pretty funny (and terribly catchy, I warn you now). The Journey parody, sung by Quinn (Tara Lynn Foxx) and Finn (Tucker Slane) pre sex scene, suggests that perhaps Quinn is pregnant because Finn isn't entirely sure how one gets pregnant (he sings that he hopes she's on the pill this time... but she's ALREADY PREGNANT). Finn's dance moves are something special, though.
The big finale is Rachael (Andy San Dimas dressed PERFECTLY, btw) played somewhat aggressively and seducing Will. I generally love Andy's work but... again, I felt like this porn could've gone a lot further and had more fun with itself and yet... fell short. I think if it had been made by a bunch of Gleeks it would've helped immensely. The behind the scenes, though, was pretty nifty. Especially watching Quinn having a spot popped by one of the guys, and watching Puck and Finn practice pole dancing moves.
Would I wank to it? Probably not. Would I show it to all my Gleek friends, and will I be bringing it to a Glee party in February? You better believe it!
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