The boy and I went to Good Vibrations in Berkeley to pick up some massage oil after we discovered that, fun as the massage candles were ,they did solidify back into wax, and picking wax out of your pubes isn't the funnest thing ever. I've since learned you just have to use it sparingly, and then it'll melt into your skin beautifully... but we're impatient and so it's good to have options.

Anyway. We got to looking at the porn, like we usually do, picking some up, debating them, putting them back. Then the boy picked up The One. "Batman XXX". We had gone to Pedestal as Batman and Robin once, as the photo shows, and he has a huge hardon for the guy. So when we saw this... I swear his lip trembled and eyes glistened.

"Can... can we get this...? Please..?" he asked imploringly, and, well, since he recently grew out his facial hair and got some fake black rimmed glasses, his hotness was impossible to refuse. The girl at the counter nodded approvingly at our choice, saying she had quite enjoyed it herself. I didn't know at the time that Evan Stone was in it, but if I had that would've cinched the deal. I love everything Evan Stone is in. He's hilarious, and so not my type in any way.

So we got home, and we started watching. It's basically a parody of the 1960's Batman, from what I understand, though I haven't seen much of it myself. It's super camp, this porn, and fantastic good fun- I was surprised at the hot sex and the sense of humour that comes across during the whole thing. I adored the vintage lingerie and the 60's hair, and also really liked that the girls had pubic hair- trimmed and neat, but also there, which is great. I'm glad to see there's more pussy fuzz being shown in smut. I prefer it, personally!

I loved that when people were having sex, including oral sex, it seemed to actually be for pleasure- you didn't see every lick up close, sometimes legs or hands were in the way, which made it seem more natural- hard to do when everyone's wearing capes and spandex. Evan Stone as the Riddler is pure genius. Kimberly Kane was incredibly sexy, with her big eyes and jiggle in her behind. I really liked seeing rimming too, one of my personal favourite things.

And there were lots of amusing bits- Dale DaBone doing some 60's dancing and stroking his bat gauntlets, the Joker's whiteface over his moustache (exactly like the original, btw- the porn actor, Randy Spears, didn't have a moustache til he took the role), comic book popup sound effects when the fight scene happens, the sexy Tori Black as Catwoman.

But the thing that really did it for me was the completely adorable Lexi Belle as Batgirl. Oh my GOD she is the cutest thing ever! There's this great moment when Robin tries to cover her eyes when Joker gets it on with his two molls (Andy San Dimas and Syren Sexton, both pretty, slender girls with giant hairdos), and she waves him away saying “It’s hot!” Fabulous, truly. Lexi has great chemistry with James Deen, who plays the Boy Wonder.

I was really surprised at how sexy this was. I mean, I've seen a lot of porn parodies, and they're usually silly, not sexy. This managed to play pitch-perfect homage to the original Batman while maintaining some really amazing chemistry between the porn actors. The line "Holy threesome, Batman?" "Indeed" made me laugh. It was just good fun, and very enjoyable. Also, LOVED that the breasts were, as far as I could tell, natural, or damn good fakes. I'd definitely watch it again, and recommend "Batman XXX" to people who love comic books, the original series, or just porn parodies in general. Seriously, it's pretty hard to have sex with a cape on, and it's really funny to watch people struggle with it. Not that I have experience with that or anything.

Don't feel like just cause you can't pop down to a local Good Vibes you have to be deprived of this pleasure, btw- remember you can get this stream-to-own or as a Windows media download, too! And it's worth it- not just for the porn, but for the extras. Also, you can check out a preview here. I hear they even got the original Batmobile. Priceless.