Continuing the Sitcom Porn Parody series which you can find tagged above, I have watched "The Office XXX". It's a whitewashed version of the US show, to give you an idea of where it's coming from, as all the performers (as far as I could tell) are caucasian, and, of course, no gay male action. Sigh.

Regardless, I loved some of the shots, like one that peeks voyeuristically into the photocopier room through the blinds of the hallway- that made for a really sexy, can kind-of-see-but-not-completely feel that I found refreshing and exciting. I loved how they went from two women going at it on a table during a sexual harassment meeting (as a demo, of course) to the rest of the people in the meeting, who ranged from excited to blasé.

There's some particularly good pussy eating in this porn parody, particularly in the scene of I also liked that there was use of a rabbit vibe, which isn't the biggest, fattest dildo in the world... and that Ashlynn Brooke (playing office boss Michelle) moves the bullet vibe off her clit for more direct stimulation from her own hand. There's also a great pussy eating scene between a stripper and the receptionist, and I loved that the stripper had some pussy hair (and gorgeous natural boobs!) and some footplay, which you don't see every day. And strap on tittyfucking! And women biting ties! And freckled porn stars! Who doesn't love that?

The dryness of the dialogue really, really works here. In fact, it works so well I wish there was more of it. I found myself occasionally skipping the sex to get to more dialogue, something that i think one only does with porn if one watches a lot of porn. There's these great moments where the style of the show (the fly on a wall approach) and the deadpan lines are just perfect- like when one character, a Toby lookalike, is in the confessional and says, “Did Michelle just hold an HR meeting without me? (beat) The HR department?” It's just well-played throughout, and led me wanting more of that, less of the sometimes monotonous PIV sex. But, again, I watch a lot of porno.

The pairings:
James Deen, Jenna Haze
Ashlynn Brooke, Stephanie Swift
Dane Cross, Codi Carmichael
Gianna Michaels, Fay Reagan
Dahlia Denyle, Ralph Long, Rocco Reed
Alexis Texas, Mark Wood,  Ashlynn Brooke

It does make a huge difference to me when it's obvious the porn performers studied or knew the source material before shooting, and that's definitely the case here, at least when it comes to the way of delivering lines. I found it hard to always tell who was supposed to be playing whom, but it's been a while since I watched The Office. I think this was still a worthwhile watch and would recommend it to fans of the original show who also like some hardcore sex.

Look for tomorrow's installment, where we'll be watching "The Big Bang Theory XXX". God help us.